- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE OUTDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE OUTDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- IT'S SO EXCITING GETTING TO MEET A REAL MOVIE STAR!
- HE'S SO HANDSOME!
- WALLY THE WONDER CAT IS THE MAN OF MY DREAMS.
- WHAT ABOUT HEATHCLIFF?
- HEATHCLIFF IS-- IS TOO IMMATURE FOR ME.
- [PANTING]
- OH!
- OH! OOH!
- ♪ DUM DUM DUM DUM
♪ DUM DUM DUM
- HEY, YOU TWO! COME BACK HERE!
NO, WAIT!
DON'T TOUCH THOSE CANS!
- HE SHOULD TAKE HIS OWN ADVICE! HEE HEE!
- OH! IT'S WALLY!
- HERE HE COMES!
- AAH!
- OH! I'M GOING TO DIE!
- I LOVE YOU, WALLY!
- OHH!
- HE'S GORGEOUS!
- WALLYYY!
- CALM DOWN, GIRLS. CALM DOWN.
WELL, HELLO, MY DEAR.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- SONJA.
- SONJA. THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL NAME.
TELL ME, SONJA.
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
- I, UH... I, UH...NO, I DON'T.
I MEAN, HE'S JUST A LOCAL GUY--
NOT VERY MATURE,
KIND OF BORING.
- OOH HOO HOO HOO!
OOH HOO HOO HOO!
- OH!
♪ NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH ♪
OOH OOH!
[WHIMPERING]
YIIIKES!
- OUCH!
- ASPARAGUS...
- YEEOWW!
- SHAVING CREAM...
CAT.
- YEEOWW!
- ♪ NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH ♪
[WHIMPERING]
YEEOWW!
UHH...
- SO LONG, SPIKE. DON'T FORGET TO WRITE.
- HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO THE MOVIE SET
WHERE I'M SHOOTING MY NEW EPIC,
CAT MONSTERS FROM OUTER SPACE?
- OH, I'D JUST LOVE TO!
- THAT'S GREAT.
YOU KNOW, SONJA, YOU'RE THE KIND OF GIRL
A GUY COULD GET REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT.
- OH, WALLY!
- HUH?
- NOW, YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE NOT SPOKEN FOR?
- SONJA!
OHH!
- IS THIS YOUR BOYFRIEND, SONJA?
- SONJA, WHO IS THIS CREEP?
- HE'S NOT A CREEP.
HE'S A MOVIE STAR.
- SO HE'S A MOVIE-STAR CREEP.
- I SAY, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE RASCAL?
- QUIET, PRETTY BOY, OR I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER NOSE JOB.
- HEATHCLIFF, NOW STOP THAT.
HEATHCLIFF, THIS IS WALLY THE WONDER CAT.
- I DON'T CARE IF HE'S FREDDY THE FRISKY FELINE.
YOU'RE MY GIRL, AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE HANGING OUT WITH HIM.
- WELL, MAYBE I'M NOT YOUR GIRL ANYMORE.
MAYBE IT'S TIME I START SEEING A MATURE CAT.
- A MATURE CAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I'M MATURE. ASK ANYBODY.
ANYBODY SAYS I'M NOT MATURE, AND I'LL CLOBBER THEM.
SHE WANTS MATURE, HUH?
I'LL GIVE HER MATURE.
IF SHE THINKS THAT WEARING FLASHY CLOTHES LIKE WALLY THE WONDER WIMP
MAKES A GUY MATURE,
I'LL SHOW HER THAT I CAN LOOK LIKE THAT, TOO.
- [BARKING]
[GROWLING]
- PIPE DOWN!
MATURE, HUH? MATURE'S MY MIDDLE NAME--
HEATH MATURE CLIFF.
MATURE. HUH! LOOK UP "MATURE" IN THE DICTIONARY,
AND IT SAYS, "SEE HEATHCLIFF."
NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A RUG.
ONE MATURE FELINE COMING UP.
THERE'S NO ESCAPING THE FACT THAT I'M ONE HANDSOME CAT.
- IT'S THE CAT MONSTER FROM OUTER SPACE!
WE'RE DONE FOR!
- RROOWW!
- IF ONLY WALLY THE WONDER CAT WAS HERE.
- MEOW!
RREOWW!
- YEAH.
- CUT! CUT! CUT!
BEAUTIFUL, WALLY, BABY. BEAUTIFUL!
OK, EVERYBODY. THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.
THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE SITTING IN MY CHAIR, SONJA.
- I'M SORRY, WALLY.
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?
- WHY DON'T YOU RUN AND GET ME A CAVIAR SANDWICH?
- OF COURSE, WALLY.
AND, WALLY, I THINK YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
- YOU HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE, SONJA.
- HIYA, BABE.
- WHO ARE YOU?
- I'M JUST A MATURE KIND OF GUY,
AND YOU HAPPENED TO CATCH MY EYE.
- YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE.
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME.
- HEY, HEATHCLIFF, WHO DOES YOUR HAIR-- LADY GODIVA?
- HEATHCLIFF, IS THAT YOU?
HEATHCLIFF, DON'T FIGHT.
IT'S--IT'S IMMATURE.
- I WON'T FIGHT THEM. I'LL JUST CHASE THEM.
- BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CATCH THEM?
- HA HA HEE HOOO!
- HE'S NOT ONLY IMMATURE, HE'S IMPOSSIBLE.
- UHH!
- UH-OH.
- OOH!
- I MAY NOT BE A RICH MOVIE STAR,
BUT WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM GRUESOME HERE,
I CAN STILL GET SONJA SOME MATURE GIFTS.
[CRASH]
- WHOA!
- OHH!
- YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF POTENTIAL.
STICK WITH ME, KID, AND I'LL MAKE YOU A STAR.
- WHOA!
AAH!
- I LIKE YOUR STYLE.
- HI, HEATHCLIFF.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I GOT YOU A COUPLE OF NICE GIFTS.
- THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU, HEATHCLIFF,
BUT WALLY JUST GOT ME THIS.
- A FISHING BOAT?
WELL, I, UH, ALSO GOT YOU THIS.
- MILK?
WELL, GEE, HEATHCLIFF,
WALLY ALREADY GOT ME THAT.
SO, YOU SEE, I DON'T REALLY NEED ANY MILK.
- UH, YEAH. YEAH, SURE.
- OK, WALLY, BABY.
IN THIS SCENE, ZE MONSTER ATTACKS YOU,
UNDYOUR RAY GUN FAILS,
SO YOU BEAT IT UP WITH YOUR PAWS.
CAMERAS ROLLING, ACTION.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS THING?
- AAAH! HELP!
OOF!
- OH! - OH!
- OHH!
- GRRR!
- [TEETH CHATTERING]
- SAVE ME, SONJA!
- ♪ DOO DOO DOO
♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO
♪ DOO DOO DOO
I'VE NEVER MET A CAT THAT'S NOT A SUCKER FOR A BALL OF YARN.
- OH, HEATHCLIFF.
WHEN THAT TERRIBLE CAT MONSTER ATTACKED US,
WALLY ACTED LIKE SUCH A BABY,
WHILE YOU WERE SO-- SO MATURE.
- THAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME.
HMM...
YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THIS WILL COME IN HANDY.
- [SLURPING]
- OH!
- OH! ISN'T THIS THE LIFE?
- [GASPING]
- ENJOY YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN, MR. RIFFRAFF.
SOON AS I DEVISE A PLAN,
EVEN YOUWILL BE WORKING FOR ME--
CLAUDE THE DISGUISER!
WHOA!
[THUD]
- OH, WHAT'S THE USE? WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF MOO JUICE.
- RIFF, HI!
I GOT SOME MILK, RIFFRAFF.
YOUR PLAN WORKED REAL GOOD,
LIKE, UH, LIKE, UH, GREASED THUNDER.
- NATCH.
AS A REWARD FOR A JOB WELL DONE,
YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE EMPTIES FOR YOUR COLLECTION.
- GEE, THANKS, RIFF!
YOU'RE A REAL PAL.
- I FOUND THIS BOTTLE IN THE YARD,
A GIFT WITH MY REGARD.
- I'M GOING TO PUT IT WITH THE OTHERS RIGHT NOW.
WHOA! OOH!
OW!
- HOO HOO! YOU RUBBED?
- YEAH, WHO--WHO ARE YOU?
- HOO HOO HOO!
- JUST CALL ME HARRY WITH THE LIGHT BROWN JEANS.
- HUH?
- SIMPLY BY RUBBING THAT BOTTLE, YOU SUMMONED ME
AND WILL BE GRANTED 3 WISHES...
- NO FOOLING?
- JUST BY SAYING THE WORDS "I WISH"
AND THEN TELLING ME WHAT IT IS YOU WANT.
WHAT'S THE MATTER? CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE?
- WELL, UH, I WISH MY HEAD DIDN'T HURT.
- HMM...THAT'S ONE.
- WOW. OK. SO NOW I WISH MY 3--
- BEEP BEEP BEEP!
WHOA THERE, FELLA!
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GETTING THE BIG PICTURE HERE.
- YOU DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR WISHES, DO YOU?
- UH-UH.
- THEN DON'T BE SO WISHY-WASHY. THINK BIG.
YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
JUST USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
HO HO! WHAT A WASTE.
- UH, I WISH I COULD THINK OF SOMETHING.
I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!
- THAT'S TWO.
LOOK, MY HEAD'S STARTING TO HURT.
- YEAH, IT MUST BE GOING AROUND.
- WHY DON'T I GET BACK TO YOU
AFTER YOU'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE?
THERE'S NO HURRY, LIKE MAYBE A THOUSAND YEARS?
TALK IT OVER WITH YOUR FRIENDS,
BUT DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT ME.
WHEN YOU WANT ME, JUST RUB 3 TIMES.
HA HA HA!
BUT DON'T RUB ME THE WRONG WAY.
- OKEY-DOKEY.
- IT IS NOW CLEAR.
THE JUNKYARD IS SMALL POTATOES.
WHEN I GET MY PAWS ON THAT BOTTLE,
THE WORLD WILL BE MY OYSTER.
- HI, FELLAS.
I WAS JUST THINKING.
- THINKING?
I'VE BEEN WORKING YOU TOO HARD.
TAKE THE REST OF THE DAY OFF.
- GEE, THANKS.
WHAT I WAS THINKING WAS,
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE WORLD,
WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?
- SINCE YOU'RE ASKING, FOR STARTERS, A TON OF FRESH FISH,
AND THEN...
- OH, NO!
- ♪ DOH DEE DOH DOH
♪ DOH DEE DOH DOH
NOW, WHERE DID I PUT IT?
OH, YEAH.
HERE IT IS.
YOO-HOO! HARRY!
ANYBODY HOME?
WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU STUCK?
- YEEEHOO HOO!
- DUH, HI, HARRY.
- TURN IT OVER, PLEASE!
- DOES YOUR HEAD STILL HURT?
- IT WAS STARTING TO GO AWAY.
SO IS THERE ANYTHING ON OR IN YOUR MIND?
WISH AWAY.
- UH, I WISH I HAD A TON OF FRESH FISH.
- SO YOUR LAST WISH IS A TON OF FRESH FISH?
- YEAH. OH, HI, GUYS. THIS IS HARRY.
HE'LL GRANT ME ONE WISH FOR ANYTHING I WANT.
- I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL THEM!
- OH, YEAH. I FORGOT.
- WELL, SINCE WE'RE ALL FRIENDS NOW,
HOW ABOUT GRANTING ME A WISH OR 12?
- MM-MMM. THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES.
HE'S MY ONLY MASTER FOR ONE MORE WISH.
- THIS TIME, NO ONE CANSTOP ME.
- DUH, I'M REALLY CONFUSED.
- HMM HMM! I'LL BET IT'S THE VERY FIRST TIME.
- I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO-- MMPPH!
- MUSTN'T WASTE MY ONLY WISH.
- WHO SAID IT WAS YOURS?
- RREOWW!
- OH, WELL, TWO'S COMPANY, AND FIVE'S A BORE.
LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU DECIDE.
- HEY! WHERE DID THE BOTTLE GO?
- HEY. LOOK.
THE GARBAGE IS TAKING HARRY OUT.
- I DON'T THINK IT'S TRASH THAT'S MAKING THE DASH.
- THAT'S CLAUDE THE DISGUISER!
QUICK! FOLLOW THAT CAT!
- OH, NO!
- GO! GO! GO!
- I--I--I WISH TO RULE THE WORLD!
HEY! WHAT GIVES?
I SAID I WISH--
- I CAN ONLY HAVE ONE MASTER AT A TIME,
AND RIGHT NOW, MUNGO IS HIM.
♪ NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH ♪
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
- PUT A CORK IN IT, HARRY.
- COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT.
- WHOAHH!
- HELP! WE'RE IN HERE!
- IF I CAN JUST GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS GENIE,
MY DREAMS WILL COME TRUE.
- AAH!
[ECHOING] YEOWW!
- HARRY. YOU IN THERE, HARRY?
RAAAH!
[GURGLING]
[THUD]
- HEY. CHECK IT OUT.
- WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S HARRY?
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME!
-YEAH? I SURE WISH I KNEW.
- TA-DA!
HERE'S HARRY! HO HO!
OH, THAT'S 3 WISHES, AND YOU'RE OUT.
- NOW IT'S MY TURN.
- MMM, GUESS AGAIN, SARDINE BREATH.
- AFTER 2,000 YEARS AND 6, 000 WISHES WITHOUT A WEEKEND OFF,
I'M TAKING A VACATION.
I'M TIRED OF BEING BOTTLED UP.
- WHAT ABOUT MYWISHES?
- HAR DEE HAR HAR!
WHY DON'T YOU DISGUISE YOURSELF AS A ROCK
AND GO JUMP IN THE LAKE?
- WHAT IF I RUBBED YOUR BOTTLE?
- THEN YOU WOULD BE MY MASTER,
BUT FIRST YOU GOT TO FIND ME.
HOO HOO! ALOHA!
- I'M SORRY I BLEW THE LAST WISH, FELLAS.
- WELL, AS LONG AS WE'RE HERE, WE MAY AS WELL HAVE SOME MILK.
- [GLUG GLUG GLUG]
- SO LONG, MUNGO.
- YEAH. HAVE A NICE VACATION, HARRY.
- MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE!
- YOO-HOO! HARRY!
COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE.
I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
[THUNDERCLAP]
- NOW, I PROBABLY DISLIKE DOGS MORE
THAN ANYONE YOU KNOW,
BUT EVEN I WOULDN'T LEAVE A DOG OUT UNPROTECTED
IN WEATHER LIKE THIS.
I'LL JUST LEAVE HIM OUT THERE UNTIL HE UNDERSTANDS
HOW HIS DOG MUST HAVE FELT IN THIS WEATHER.
IT WORKED!
HE REALIZES THAT PETS NEED TO BE PROTECTED
FROM BAD WEATHER, TOO.
IF YOUR PET HAS TO STAY OUTSIDE IN BAD WEATHER,
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF SHELTER FOR HIM.
HE'LL BE HAPPIER AND HEALTHIER IF YOU DO.
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE OUTDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE OUTDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU